Dragon Knight Help: Spells

Spells
Name	Cost	Type	Attribute
A Cosmopolitan	5	Heal	10
A Manicure	10	Heal	25
Spa Treatment	25	Heal	50
Hair Dye	50	Heal	100
Plastic Surgery	75	Heal	150
The Biggest Loser Season 1	5	Hurt	15
Dance Cotton Eye Joe	12	Hurt	35
Dance the Macarena	25	Hurt	70
Ants in Your Pants	40	Hurt	100
Bug up da Butt	50	Hurt	130
Valium	10	Sleep	5
LSD (good trip)	30	Sleep	9
LSD (bad trip)	60	Sleep	13
Courtney Love on Drugs	10	+Damage (%)	10
An Angry West Coast Rapper	20	+Damage (%)	25
Mike Tyson	30	+Damage (%)	50
Japanese Sumo Wrestler	10	+Defense (%)	10
Wooden Soup from Mom's Kitchen	20	+Defense (%)	25
Kett Turton	30	+Defense (%)	50

Heal spells always give you the maximum amount possible, until your current HP is full.
Hurt spells deal X damage (not always the maximum) to the monster, regardless of the monster's armor.
Sleep spells put the monster to sleep. The monster has an X in 15 chance of remaining asleep each turn.
+Damage spells increase your total attack damage by X percent until the end of the fight.
+Defense spells reduce the total damage you take from the monster by X percent until the end of each fight.